Project: The Inflatable Unicorn Conspiracy
Join us as we delve into the mysterious world of inflatables, unicorns, and the sinister forces controlling them.
Our team of expert investigators have been tracking a string of bizarre occurrences:
- Unicorns spotted in the wild without their characteristic rainbow mane
- Reports of inflatables filled with suspiciously realistic glitter
- Witnesses describe a shadowy organization pulling the strings from behind the scenes
We're on the case, and we need your help!